Mama Peavy Goes to New York

Ok, not really New York but darn close. Yeah folks, I'll be in Baltimore in two weeks at Concord Baptist Church. I hear they are having an anniversary and I was asked to show my face in the place that night. I've only passed through Baltimore during my many trips to New York so this will be a new experience for me. I wonder how those people up there act. I know they better watch out because I'm coming to save souls and get some new recruits for my church. There are too many women leaving my church, not because they want to, but because I put them out. They secretly dating and getting married and not telling me. So, I had to put them out. I want them to get married but they want to continue to be members of my church. Nope, can't happen, won't happen, not gonna happen. I got to cater to those less fortunate souls...the ones that can't find a man if one walked up to them and kissed them dead in the mouth. If you are having trouble finding a man, then join my church. We meet online once or twice a month. We've had our doors closed for a while due to renovaton. But our next service will be September 28, 2007. Be sure to be there! The Tabernacle of Sorrow-- www.tabernacleofsorrow.com.